php random comment generator -


this make seem little odd, there script kicking generates random comments, kind of chat room comments.

random stuff "im bored", "hey people", "gonna log cya", "anyone seen film _".

anyone ever come across this?

$comments = array("im bored", "hey people", "gonna log cya", "anyone seen film"); $random_comment = array_rand($comments); echo $comments[$random_comment];

if have mysql table comments, can following: 
$result = mysql_query("select `comment` `comments` order rand() limit 0,1"); if($result) echo mysql_result($result, 0);

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